1 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,535 Come on, family, let's go. 2 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,246 Oh, how exciting! It's the tenth year 3 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,998 that my father competes with his yacht at the Newport Regatta. 4 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,209 I hope this year He let me be on his team. 5 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,087 The last team I was on It was in The Four Peters. 6 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,288 -Come on, Stewie, let's go. -Okay, I'm looking at the email. 7 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,331 -One from the vet. -Give me that. 8 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:25,002 Dear God! Worms, do you have worms? 9 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,754 I don't have worms. I just went to get a checkup. 10 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,631 Yes, wait, I have worms. 11 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,177 My God! What am I going to do? I don't have money for treatment. 12 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:37,639 -You can tell Lois and the fat man. -No, don't even think about telling them anything. 13 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,184 Peter is not very discreet with intimate themes. 14 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,768 Listen to me everyone! 15 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,854 It came to Meg the first rule! 16 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,523 Peter, shut up! It's three in the morning! 17 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,984 What the hell is going on there? 18 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,444 Damn, I want to sleep! 19 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,946 I'm just saying I'm proud of her. It's a woman. 20 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,907 -Yeah! -Yes, Peter. 21 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,285 It gets me going and I'll get busy tomorrow, but now I'm knackered. 22 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,953 Please don't comment on it. 23 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:03,707 You should worry less about your pride and more for those bugs 24 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,627 that crawl through your guts exit eyelet paths. 25 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,505 Come on, kids. We're going to our grandparents' house. 26 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:15,385 Thank goodness I'm free for a few days. of the evil monkey in the closet. 27 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:44,248 Mrs. Babs, Mr. Carter. The Griffin family. 28 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,959 Lois, dear, how glad I am to see you! 29 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,627 Hello, mom. Hello, dad. 30 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,587 -Grandfather! -Hello, little ones. 31 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,130 Hello, Mr. Pewterschmidt. 32 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,508 Peter, I see you're still fatter than a balloon. 33 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,760 He reads me like an open book. 34 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,180 tell me, What Latin country are you from? 35 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:03,767 that of war, that of cocaine or the one with the colored hats? 36 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,520 Isn't that great, Peter? 37 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,022 let's go to sleep in my student room. 38 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,275 Wow! It is identical to my room. 39 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,611 Yes, except for the trophies and photos of my friends. 40 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,739 This is the second trophy most interesting I've ever seen. 41 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,785 and the Grammy for album of the year it goes to... 42 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,787 Justin Timberlake. 43 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:29,168 Actually, it's for Nelly. Nelly. 44 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,254 Mom, were you Miss Rhode Island Teenager? 45 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,840 I already believe it. When I was 16 years old. 46 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,759 What's more, your mother was offered work as a model. 47 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,678 Really? Why didn't you accept it? 48 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,348 I did want, but your grandfather didn't let me. 49 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,809 But daddy, They have offered me a contract. 50 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,312 My daughter will not lower herself to pose as a model. 51 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,023 That kind of stupidity is a humiliation for this family. 52 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,441 Go away, I'm busy. 53 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,153 -Farnsworth. -The usual, sir. 54 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,089 -Feeding the worms. -Shut up, will you? 55 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,259 Yes, I can imagine those little creatures having quite a feast. 56 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,181 Do you know the most curious thing? Even though I've only been alive for six weeks 57 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,100 and I don't know anything about the world out of this dog's guts, 58 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,479 I think "Six Feet Under" It's super pedantic. 59 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:34,107 Tell me, Mr. Pewterschmidt, tomorrow is the big regatta 60 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,985 You will need a team of men strong men to help him with the yacht. 61 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:40,030 -Are you calling me gay? -No, I just thought you'd need 62 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,574 some more sailor in its sterncastle. 63 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,918 Timofijo is the way to earn a lot of money. 64 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,920 They can get rich no matter what 65 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,840 selling these over the phone excellent quality products. 66 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,842 Rich beyond belief! 67 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,344 Yes, it could be a millionaire playboy. 68 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,555 Girls, ready to play? 69 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,808 Good. One, two, three, 70 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,852 english bunny, without moving your feet. 71 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,645 English bunny, without moving your feet. 72 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,316 Brandy, out. I'm sorry, but this tonight you leave with Rob Schneider. 73 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,569 With me you will enjoy. 74 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,239 -Do you remember that? -I was born in '87. 75 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:27,077 Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the XX edition of the Newport Regatta. 76 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,830 Newport also wants to give a special welcome 77 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,417 to all those present who have children stationed in Iraq. 78 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,336 It was a joke. 79 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,007 here it is the Pewterschmidt team. 80 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,010 And your husband? Or, as I call it, my obese politician. 81 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,345 Chas, chas. 82 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,306 I'm sure it will come right away 83 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,683 Ah from the ship, Mr. Pewterschmidt! 84 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,852 what the hell are you doing in my bathtub? 85 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:56,064 It's not a bathtub. It's the SS Machacapewterschmidt. 86 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:59,526 How ridiculous! I won't let my family competes in a bathtub. 87 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,862 Dad, you didn't love Peter on your yacht 88 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,531 and now, the Griffin team He's going to give you the beating you deserve. 89 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,408 and to give the starting gun, 90 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,411 the presidential assassin recently released, John Hinckley. 91 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,331 You shot very well, John. 92 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,250 Wow, Jodie Foster! Wow, thanks. 93 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,044 I think I was wrong about you. 94 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,213 I think I was wrong with all men. 95 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,970 We have to go faster. 96 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,389 -"Pringao"! -What did he say? 97 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,352 -Say? -I said "idiot." 98 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,229 Who are you? 99 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,943 That's the goal! We can't let them beat us. 100 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,946 We have to add some ballast. Hurry, get naked. 101 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,827 -Works! -Just a little more left. 102 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,373 But we love you, honey! 103 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,460 -Chachi! -Good! 104 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,255 Lois, what the hell were you doing? 105 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,549 Simply, get over you, dad. 106 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,385 And look what we've done. It's been fantastic. 107 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,304 It should have happened to you a long time ago. 108 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:12,516 -Let's go home, Peter. -I follow you. Hey, where's Meg? 109 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,852 What is it, sir? 110 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:19,982 It's what we call a manatee or, in nautical slang, a sea cow. 111 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,445 Damn worms... How it stings! 112 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,615 -Brian, what the hell are you doing? -Nothing, a little bit of... 113 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,617 ...pilates. 114 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,161 Don't lie to me, Brian. I know what's wrong with you. 115 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:36,540 Ass race. The first Whoever gets to the kitchen wins. Already! 116 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,501 You're still with worms, huh? 117 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,837 Yes, and the treatment It's worth 300 bucks. 118 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,714 I propose something to you. 119 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,592 I will advance you the money and you pay me back by working for me. 120 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,721 Timofix, what do you say? I don't want know nothing about pyramid selling. 121 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,098 -Okay. Enjoy your worms. -Wait, wait. 122 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,559 What do I have to do? 123 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,562 Go to my room tomorrow at nine for a first contact. 124 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,314 Until then, don't forget: 125 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,984 think you can or that you can't, you're right. 126 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,444 See you tomorrow. 127 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,197 Hello, family. Come see this. 128 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,741 Holy heavens, movable typographic letters! 129 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,492 Don't let the servants find out, 130 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,120 don't learn to read and threaten the landowners. 131 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,915 -What do you have there, my lord? -Nothing, continue with the turnips! 132 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,043 Look, a photo of us in the regatta. 133 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,337 Wow, mom! You are very pretty. 134 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,964 Thanks, Chris. I think so too. 135 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:30,177 And you know what? I'm going to do what my father never allowed me when I was young. 136 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,137 I'm going to become a model. 137 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:35,849 That's fantastic, Lois. And I will take pleasure in your photos. 138 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,518 -Me too. -Me too. 139 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:41,605 God, Meg, how perverted, It's your mother! 140 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,650 -I just wanted to be one more. -Get out, get out of this house! 141 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,110 Right now! 142 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,864 I'm glad that you are a model, Lois. 143 00:08:56,787 --> 00:09:00,082 Take your photos, Lois. They are all magnificent. 144 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,876 Thanks, Mort. I want to become a model. 145 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,253 Excellent! 146 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,088 Hey, get out of here! 147 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,007 -Get out, get out of here! -I haven't done anything! 148 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,969 -Get out of here! -Deep down, I know that we are friends. 149 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,430 That grease-smeared deaf It's going to end me. 150 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,599 As if the business It wasn't bad enough. 151 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,602 Listen, Mort. Have you thought Have you ever done a mailing? 152 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,272 I know where you can get a model at a very good price. 153 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,109 -I have touched all the sweets! -Out, out! 154 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,793 -What the hell is all this? -Brian, you're here. 155 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:48,422 Let me update you. This is your workplace. 156 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:52,426 Avoid ugly personal adornments. You have 25 minutes to eat. 157 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,845 May you enjoy. Welcome aboard. 158 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,725 -Yeah? -I'm Brian. 159 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,810 Yes, the new employee. Forward. 160 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:04,897 What exactly should I do? 161 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,566 pick up the phone and sell, sell, sell. 162 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,943 But don't believe that here everything is serious. 163 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,322 The first Friday of the month is the day of the weird and tacky tie. 164 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:18,660 So think about some tie Tacky and funny to wear. 165 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,122 We're done. 166 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,168 Here you go, couple. 167 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,213 Lois, can I be a little son of a bitch 168 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,840 and bother you so you can sign an autograph for me? 169 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,842 Of course, Cleveland. 170 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,178 I can't believe I went to bed with a model. 171 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,222 I have more filly than the state of Rhode Island. 172 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,766 I don't know what name put it on this site. 173 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,434 -Let's throw it heads or tails. -Okay. 174 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:45,521 Face, Rhode Island. Cruz, Pedocaculolandia. 175 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,608 Excuse me, are you Lois Griffin, The one at Goldman Pharmacy? 176 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,277 Yes, of course it's me. 177 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,530 Karin Parrota, modeling agent. 178 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:58,367 Cute, I've seen your photos. you are a breath of fresh air for me. 179 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,955 If you sign with my agency, I can get you a lot of work. 180 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:06,458 Oh really? Oh my goodness, how exciting! 181 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,627 This is my card. Call me. 182 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,755 Now perhaps some gentleman I want to give me fire. 183 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,923 Allow me. 184 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:18,136 Well how about sometime Do you get playful with that? 185 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,266 Brian, can you spend a moment to my office? 186 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,102 What did you want? 187 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,271 Hang on a minute. 188 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,732 Yes, Coco, what's wrong? Hurry, time is short. 189 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,028 Yes, the letter G is wonderful. Of course, and 6 too. 190 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,905 Okay. 191 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,949 Coconut. Coco, Coco! 192 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,660 Coco, Coco, Coco! 193 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,746 Did you know? If you're going to scream, we'll talk later. 194 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,791 Okay, you know what? Call me when you calm down. 195 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,585 Did you want something? 196 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,796 Yes can you send a congratulatory basket for Lois? 197 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,382 Thank you. And if he calls Cookie Monster, 198 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,260 tell him I won't talk to him until detoxified. 199 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,888 Contraband registry. 200 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,640 -What is this? -Don't know. 201 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,977 -How do you not know? -I don't know how it got here. 202 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,563 -I think you do know. -No, no, no. 203 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,900 Derek has been here before making the beds 204 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,736 Surely he has left them while I was in the bathroom. 205 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,116 You are Nazis! You are fucking Nazis! 206 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,875 The time has come, Lois. your first professional photo shoot. 207 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,503 Oh, Karin, it's so exciting... 208 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,921 Blow them away, baby. 209 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,049 Hello, what's up? Peter Griffin, how's that going? 210 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,844 I'll take it. 211 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:56,443 Hello. Is Mr. Donald Nguyen, please? 212 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,071 And is he the head of the family? 213 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,407 If you allow me a few minutes of your time... Hey? 214 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,078 Brian, you're here. Can I tell you one thing a moment? 215 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,246 Yeah, what's up? 216 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,499 The cup that you have on your table, that says "this full life" 217 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,254 Doesn't it seem dangerously to "this bitch life"? 218 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,880 Yes, there's the joke. 219 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,008 Definitely. And nobody likes them more the jokes than Stewie. 220 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,928 Between you and me, I think it's very funny, 221 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,556 but the other employees They consider it offensive. 222 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,058 The other employees? The only employee is me. 223 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,977 Cab..., they are companions! 224 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,899 Kids, dinner is almost ready. 225 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,943 There you go, Lois, you look beautiful! 226 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,737 Like Britney Spears, Only you're not fat. 227 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,489 I will open. 228 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:47,119 Dad, how can you allow that mom walks around like that? 229 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,163 She is half naked. It's humiliating for women. 230 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,000 Meg, who left you come home? 231 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,506 -Karin, go ahead. -I have your latest close-ups 232 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,259 and I have prepared a session for you on "Glamour" for Monday. 233 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,845 But to keep you up, you will need this. 234 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,682 Diet pills? I'm not going to take them, I don't need them. 235 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,686 Lois, sooner or later, all models need a little push. 236 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,063 I just want to make sure that you are in shape. 237 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,065 -Do you like brooches? -Clear. 238 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:26,742 Who does puzzles? I just finished to find a great piece. 239 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,912 Lois, you look fantastic. 240 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,164 I would love to saw you like a log of wood. 241 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,166 Thanks, Glenn. 242 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,169 Yes, Lois. I would like to take you like a hockey mask. 243 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,047 -Come on, guys... -Calm down, guys. 244 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:44,510 Lois, I would like to do a candy colored baby with you. 245 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,137 -Stop the car, Cleveland! -Suck it out now! 246 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,848 Suck now, suck now, suck now! 247 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,768 -Suck now, suck now! -Okay, enough, it's over! 248 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,311 Peter, what's wrong with you? 249 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,565 If being a model means being a slut for the whole city, I will not accept it. 250 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,652 Sorry. Who do you think you are, my father? 251 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:06,156 Lois, Meg was right. About putting yourself down and women and that. 252 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,660 You can't stop me from being a model, Peter, it's important to me. 253 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,789 I will reach the top and neither you nor anyone else How can you prevent it? 254 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,209 Who does he think he is? 255 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,850 Come, come! 256 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,393 Get out! 257 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,942 Now we return to... 258 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,370 Hello, honey. 259 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,957 This morning I had my wax done and the runway is ready to take off. 260 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,083 Take! 261 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,795 What's happening to you lately? You look weird and spend the night out. 262 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,174 I went out for a while with the girls. And you won't believe it, 263 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:08,468 but they invited me to a party from "Vogue" magazine. 264 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,973 The guest list is more exclusive than the garden of eden. 265 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,101 You can eat from the tree you want, less of this one. 266 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,644 Can we sit under it? 267 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,189 I, in your place, I wouldn't even get close. 268 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,154 Brian, thank you for reaching out so punctual for your quarterly evaluation. 269 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,407 Okay, now I'll do what I call the complimentary sandwich. 270 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,577 First I say something good, then something you need to improve 271 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,162 and I end with something good. 272 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,955 -Do what is necessary. -Good. 273 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,667 Let's see, something good, something good... 274 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,379 You look like Snoopy and that makes me smile. 275 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,507 Something you should improve. 276 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,551 Your dog farts stink. 277 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,637 Something good, something good... 278 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:55,390 Yes, last week you dazzled to the Cincinnati office. 279 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,726 That's sensational. 280 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,145 you make me feel very good with these numbers. 281 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,523 If you ever feel like a change of landscape, 282 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,942 it would be very good for us someone like you in Cincinnati. 283 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,777 -It was you in disguise. -No, not me. 284 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,986 -Yes, you do. -No, not me. 285 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,530 -Okay, not you. -It was! 286 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,577 Mr. Pewterschmidt, I need your help. Lois is crazy. 287 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:19,039 He's doing crazier things than that time I tried ecstasy. 288 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,043 Oh Brian... 289 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,921 What super soft skin! 290 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,007 And these ears... 291 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,052 They are like dog ears. 292 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,597 And this sofa... 293 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,437 Stewie, what a soft head. 294 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,941 How do you do it? 295 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,526 How do you do it? 296 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,488 This is all so fantastic... 297 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,452 And these clothes... 298 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,634 I'm very worried about her, Mr. Pewterschmidt, 299 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,679 and I come to you because you He has always known how to control it. 300 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,307 Lois has always been a wild horse, 301 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,143 but don't worry, I know how to control it and I will help you. 302 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,562 But before, you have to do something for me. 303 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,981 -Eat this pineapple. -But... 304 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,691 Eat it, I want to see it. 305 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,196 -How is it, what does it taste like? -It's disgusting. 306 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,364 -Whole, eat it! -I hate her! 307 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,241 Eat it, swallow it! 308 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,409 Hurts! 309 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,203 This is for Lois, come on. 310 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,873 Good. 311 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,999 -Shall we go? -Yeah. 312 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:52,007 -Well, how's my tan? -Some more. That's it. 313 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,259 Well, body glitter for you. 314 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:57,346 Yes, sexy. Very sexy. Well, let's get to work. 315 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,893 Look at those ribs, Lois. 316 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,853 Oh yeah? That's nothing. 317 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,272 Don't be shy, touch them. 318 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,737 Hey, not bad! 319 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,330 -Have you seen Jimmy Smits? -Yeah. 320 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,456 It's been cool. 321 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,043 Well, why did you want to see me? 322 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,129 You see, Brian, there was a note on the suggestion box that said: 323 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,007 "Stewie should eat a hot bag of..." 324 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:36,718 I won't say the last word, But I think you know which one it is. 325 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:41,014 Hey Brian, a company It looks a lot like a centipede. 326 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,852 It only works if all the legs They are heading in the same direction. 327 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,981 And do you know what you are, Brian? A broken leg. 328 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,149 What, are you firing me? 329 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,778 And don't even think about coming back and wearing to shoot. Security has your photo. 330 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,907 What the hell are you doing? 331 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:03,078 Lois, you're not leaving until you agree. that of being a model forever. 332 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788 That won't work. 333 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:08,041 Why can't you understand that I do what I want? 334 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,127 Carter, what are we doing? 335 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:14,089 If Lois wants to be a model, no. We have the right to prevent it. 336 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,508 Are you serious, Peter? 337 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,136 Of course. I just want you to be happy. 338 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,847 This is ridiculous, I won't allow my daughter to be happy! 339 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,932 Sorry, Carter, I think I owe you this. 340 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:28,770 For giving me a simple book at Christmas being stuffed, idiot. 341 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:32,816 Okay, Lois, now you can come back. to your party if you want. 342 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:37,654 What's wrong, aren't you going to try? Good luck on the catwalk, Lois? 343 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,199 Yes, on the catwalk, the catwalk. 344 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,534 Try your luck on the catwalk. 345 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,328 Now that you recognize that you don't care, 346 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,956 If you want me to tell you the truth, I don't think I want to continue. 347 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:51,502 I think what I wanted was the freedom to know that I could do it. 348 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,129 And now I know, because I have you. 349 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,006 Of course, Lois. 350 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,926 What are we going to do with it? 351 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,261 Do you want to piss him off? really? 352 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,597 Let's make love behind his back, as before. 353 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,434 What the hell is happening?